1 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:05,895 Mr. Donaghy will be a moment. 2 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:07,438 He's finishing up with the Germans. 3 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:08,598 The Germans? 4 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,040 Huh. Weird that he didn't tell either of you. 5 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:12,610 We're trying to buy the largest cable network 6 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:13,610 in Northern Europe. 7 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,739 And if we do do that, it'll be huge. 8 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:18,817 What about your huge doo-doo? 9 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,525 Sir, your 11:00 is here. 10 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:29,923 Excellent. Lemon, come on in. 11 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:31,587 Oh, no. See your girlfriend first. 12 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:32,459 Liz, please. 13 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:34,066 Jack and I have to have boundaries. 14 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,565 I make appointments here in New York. 15 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,932 And I work around C.C.'s schedule in Washington. 16 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:40,562 Mr. Donaghy, what are we doing this evening? 17 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:46,078 There is an 8:00 showing of "Fred Claus." 18 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:49,773 Okay. Well, you were gonna help me go over my finances. 19 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:52,316 So, I have a checking account. 20 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:55,216 I am two payments away from owning my bike. 21 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:58,222 Also, I have a star that my aunt named after me. 22 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:02,226 Although that was recently downgraded to a gas giant. 23 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:04,057 I booked Gladys Knight onto the show. 24 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:05,562 She's C.C.'s favorite singer. 25 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:06,790 Um, okay. 26 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:09,527 And now she's my favorite singer. 27 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:11,159 Love, Lemon. 28 00:01:11,304 --> 00:01:13,772 Wanting someone to actually be a part of your life, 29 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,397 I've never had that before. 30 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:18,511 Buy real estate. That's the best investment there is. 31 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:20,169 Real estate? No. That's something you do 32 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:21,746 when you're married and you have a family. 33 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:22,813 Sure. Wait for that. 34 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:25,315 Your first home will be in the floating city of New Chicago. 35 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:27,511 Sir, your 11:10 is here. 36 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:31,283 C.C., I'm terribly sorry. That last meeting took forever. 37 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,334 Okay, everybody. Listen up. 38 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:56,711 This cappuccino machine is my way of saying sorry 39 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:59,080 for what happened the other day. 40 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:02,787 Tracy, your father is here. 41 00:02:02,922 --> 00:02:04,446 My father? 42 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:05,489 Aah! 43 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,185 Okay. That may have been a dream. 44 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,387 Anyway, enjoy. 45 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:13,396 Oh. 46 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:14,557 Okay. 47 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:19,500 Studio 6H. This is Ken... 48 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:23,166 Look at those floors. 49 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:26,642 I would walk all around inside of that. 50 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:28,303 Hey! What's up? 51 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:29,608 Are you looking at porn? 52 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:32,149 I know a good site that's dirty without sacrificing story. 53 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,014 It's by women for women. 54 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,781 No. I'm looking at real estate. 55 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:38,117 Jack got it into my head that I should buy something. 56 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:39,418 You don't own any property? 57 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:40,753 No. Do you? 58 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:43,294 I own my place here, my condo in Clearwater, 59 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:45,727 and I bought some land in the Ninth Ward after Katrina. 60 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:47,696 I'm leasing it back to the government as a prison. 61 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:48,766 Ka-ching. 62 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,460 I got to get my act together. 63 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:52,503 Even Frank owns that chicken ranch in Nevada. 64 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,630 He thought he was buying a whorehouse. 65 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:57,038 Look, if you're serious, I do have a lead. 66 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,304 My business manager says he needs cash fast, 67 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:00,673 so he's selling his apartment. 68 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:02,041 It's gorgeous. 69 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,274 Okay. I'll check it out. 70 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:04,678 You're going to love it. 71 00:03:04,817 --> 00:03:05,806 Oh, if you're interested, 72 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:08,420 A.J.'s also selling a speed boat and a truck full of cigarettes. 73 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:15,159 The machine is mankind's madness and disfigurement. 74 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:16,956 Industry castrates art. 75 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:18,654 The only honesty is in suicide. 76 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:21,323 I can't watch any more of these German sitcoms. 77 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:23,458 Try a game show. 78 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,162 Hello? 79 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:28,900 I got your message. I really can't come up tonight. 80 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,475 I got a mountain of work to do. 81 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,635 But the president is only going to veto 82 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:33,837 your crazy social programs. 83 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,948 The founding fathers never intended for the poor 84 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:36,980 to live into their 40s. 85 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:37,741 Jack. 86 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,249 I know it's my turn, but I'm swamped 87 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:40,579 with this DeutscheTeleWelt stuff. 88 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,348 If this is gonna work, we got to meet each other halfway. 89 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,227 Lemon, you speak German, right? 90 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:56,199 I do. I spent my junior year abroad in Frankfurt. 91 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:59,897 I partied so hard over there, it was crazy. 92 00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:10,744 Well, I have to delegate some important work to you. 93 00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:13,784 As part of the due diligence for the DTW deal, 94 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,353 I need you to watch these German television shows 95 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:17,115 and tell me what you think. 96 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,121 Thank you. 97 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,782 C.C. And I are trying to meet halfway, 98 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:23,089 which means balancing work and love and life. 99 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:25,254 I honestly don't know how Kelly Ripa does it. 100 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:26,296 Look at us. 101 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,093 You and C.C. Are meeting halfway. 102 00:04:28,234 --> 00:04:29,428 I'm going to see an apartment later. 103 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:32,402 And the community center is going to stage my play! 104 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:35,598 I have a thing that night. 105 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:45,081 Mr. Jordan, I cannot work with that machine at my desk. 106 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,413 But you can have coffee anytime you want. 107 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:48,986 I don't drink coffee, sir. 108 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,453 I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. 109 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,217 That's the Devil's temperature. 110 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:55,486 Ken, this is New York, the Big Easy. 111 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:56,925 Live a little! 112 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:59,088 Boundaries are made to be tested. 113 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:02,099 That's why my wife and I stopped using a "safe word." 114 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,169 But I don't want to do anything I'll regret. 115 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,899 Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags. 116 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,714 Oh, my. 117 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:25,852 How was the apartment? 118 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,426 It was incredible. 119 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:31,962 River views. New kitchens. Party perfect. 120 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:32,962 The Windmere. 121 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:34,794 An oasis from the vile obscenity 122 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:36,265 of the human condition. 123 00:05:36,402 --> 00:05:38,029 I made an offer, and they accepted. 124 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:38,933 What? 125 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,597 I know. It's crazy. I guess I have to get a loan? 126 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:43,709 Call A.J. But ask for Mike. 127 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,175 I can't believe you bought an apartment. 128 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:47,244 Well, not yet. 129 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:48,779 I still have to get approved by the co-op board. 130 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:50,712 Ugh, I'm all nervous. 131 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,683 I have to dress up and smile and try to get them to like me. 132 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,947 It's gonna be like going on a blind date. 133 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,386 No, it's so much better. 134 00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:59,616 'Cause an apartment never waits till you get in the shower 135 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,556 then steals the necklace your mother gave you. 136 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:06,261 The Windmere. If you lived here, you'd be home now! 137 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:11,366 Hey, slow down there, Ken. 138 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:14,496 Coffee's not like alcohol. It's pretty addictive. 139 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,232 I love how it makes me feel. 140 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:19,504 It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain. 141 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:22,341 You know what we've never done, Grizz? 142 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,074 Fight each other! 143 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:27,380 Whoa! Easy, Ken. 144 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:31,889 You guys are my best friends! 145 00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:44,937 Jack, what the hell is this? 146 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,265 Why are we meeting here? 147 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,033 You said you wanted me to meet you halfway, 148 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:50,369 and this betting parlor in the Pennsylvania coal-mining country 149 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:53,240 is exactly half the distance between my office and yours. 150 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:55,006 It's our special place. 151 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,616 Well, technically, that corner is exactly halfway, 152 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,741 but I'm not going over there. 153 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,786 All my life, work came first. 154 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,719 I missed so many weddings, funerals, karate demonstrations. 155 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:06,256 Birthdays, Lilith Fairs. 156 00:07:06,392 --> 00:07:07,290 But not anymore. 157 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,019 You're my new night job. 158 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,790 And I'm gonna love you like my boss is watching. 159 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,627 Say, what do you think they do for fun around here? 160 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,758 Smack around nosy out-of-towners. 161 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:19,497 Also, we have a lovely doll museum. 162 00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:23,899 WOMAN ON P. A: Gladys Knight to the stage, please. 163 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:26,807 Hey, Kenneth, I need to watch these DVDs, 164 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,277 but I have a very important meeting. 165 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:29,540 That's great! 166 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:31,946 I've heard you speaking German to some of your tours. 167 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:32,709 Yes, sir. 168 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:34,683 If you're not reading the Bible in German, 169 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:37,415 you're not getting the real versteckte bedeutung of it. 170 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:39,491 Okay, well, this is very important. You are! 171 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:43,117 I need you to watch these shows and write a summary of each one. 172 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:45,753 It's for Mr. Donaghy. It has to be done by tomorrow. 173 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:48,162 I am delegating it to you, okay? 174 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,393 Your last name is weird. 175 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:51,901 Are you okay? 176 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:53,505 Who wants coffee?! 177 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:59,141 Let's do it. Let's move here. 178 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:00,802 We'll get a little cabin in the woods. 179 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:02,608 I'll plant heirloom tomatoes. 180 00:08:02,748 --> 00:08:04,181 We'll ride our bikes into town. 181 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,511 I'll grow a beard. 182 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:07,346 People from my old life will pass through town, 183 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,511 and they won't even recognize me. 184 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,622 They'll just say, "Thanks, Pap," 185 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:12,314 and then they'll buy some of my cider. 186 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:15,958 Ah, the real world calling. 187 00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:23,726 Oh, my God! 188 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:31,633 I'm in love! 189 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:32,937 God, I wish this town 190 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:35,047 weren't halfway between D.C. And New York. 191 00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:40,376 And I don't know why I lied to you guys 192 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,851 about having read that book. 193 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,616 I'm just nervous. Aah! 194 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:48,386 Anyway, I didn't read "The Lovely Bones." 195 00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:54,290 This is empty. 196 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:58,062 So, we have so much in common. 197 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,694 Um... 198 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:02,239 We're all white. 199 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,040 Funny story. 200 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:08,010 I was on a plane once with Brett Favre's cousin. 201 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:12,174 It says here that you still have an outstanding student loan? 202 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,411 Yes, it is outstanding. 203 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,045 No. I can explain that. 204 00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:20,852 The theater program at my school lost its accreditation, 205 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:24,554 so I thought I didn't have to pay for it anymore. 206 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,935 Look, I didn't think I was ready for this, but I am. 207 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,938 There's this connection that I feel to the apartment. 208 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,804 And I am a great neighbor. 209 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:40,378 Just ask anyone in my building. 210 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:41,844 Except Raheem. 211 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:45,280 I turned him in to Homeland Security by accident. 212 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:47,684 I love your building! 213 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,050 There, I said it. 214 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:51,554 Love! 215 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:54,888 There's something coming out of your nose. 216 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,295 You missed Gladys Knight's sound check. 217 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,563 Did you know they replace the Pips every five years 218 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:06,569 just like Menudo? 219 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:09,607 Oh, hey, how did the meeting with the co-op board go? 220 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:13,473 Good. Bad. Really bad. But good. 221 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,911 They said they were gonna let me know. Should I call them? 222 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:17,845 No! You have to wait for them to call you. 223 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:22,148 Yes, I'm going to play it cool. That's what homeowners do. 224 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,256 Act like adults. Playing it cool. 225 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:25,857 The Germans are here! 226 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,254 I am going through something right now! 227 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:29,122 They're a day early. Jack went to see C.C. 228 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:31,320 And he hasn't come back yet and he's not answering his phone. 229 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,863 What? He's not? 230 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,159 This deal has to go through. 231 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,699 Then Jack will be CEO, 232 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,598 and I will be king of the assistants! 233 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:40,706 Please put on some decent clothes and go talk to them. 234 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,273 You're the only one who's seen all of their shows. 235 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:44,836 Where's Kenneth? 236 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:21,070 I think they're gonna walk. 237 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:32,124 Super! 238 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,181 What happened? 239 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:36,726 I just bought a German television studio. 240 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,387 That's what I call a country breakfast. 241 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,590 I've never been to a place 242 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,667 where they kill the pig in front of you. 243 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:43,996 It's so quaint. 244 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:47,196 It's strange we didn't get any ham. 245 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,039 Morning shift change at the mine. 246 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,736 Oh, boy. We better get back to work, too. 247 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,574 God, I haven't thought about work once this whole time. 248 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,909 I know. It's weird. 249 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,983 Good weird or last-night weird? 250 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:03,079 Good weird. I'll see you tomorrow. 251 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:10,057 Love. A urine mirage in a desert of fear. 252 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,463 What's happening? Where are they taking her? 253 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,763 I'm getting rid of the machine, Ken, for your own good. 254 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,803 No! No, please don't do that. 255 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,566 Come on. I'll make you feel good. 256 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:25,734 Get a grip. Look at yourself. 257 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:28,142 What's happened to me? 258 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,577 You rode the brown serpent. 259 00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:32,650 But the important thing is you survived, Ken. 260 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:36,221 No. I made two promises to my mother 261 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,913 before I left for New York. 262 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:40,992 One, if I found any Mackenzies living up here, 263 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:41,991 I would kill them. 264 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:45,825 And two, I would not let this city change me. 265 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,990 So you had a little bender. 266 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:52,833 It's not just the coffee. I also went to a PG-13 movie. 267 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:55,770 I bought a pair of sunglasses. 268 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,342 I tried a Jewish doughnut. 269 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,001 I'd always been told 270 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:03,946 that New York was the 21st-century city of Sodom. 271 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:08,452 And look what's happened. I've become one of them. 272 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:11,215 I've been Sodomized. 273 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:18,091 Hey, it's Liz Lemon. 274 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,926 This message is for the co-op board, I guess. 275 00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:22,556 This is the number you gave me. 276 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,566 I hope it's not fake. 277 00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:28,537 'Cause you accepted my bid and I haven't heard from you, 278 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:31,006 but I'm doing great. 279 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,840 I bought a German television studio today. 280 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,538 Does everyone know that you're liars 281 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:37,774 or should I tell them myself? 282 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,509 Because I know a lot of people! 283 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,983 You know what? I'm fine. 284 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,645 Because I know who I am. 285 00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:47,225 You. I feel sorry for you, co-op board. 286 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:51,853 I am going to the hospital, and I hope you're happy! 287 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,897 I'm just confused. 288 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,694 It seems weird to me 289 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,962 that you would still be advertising the apartment 290 00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,536 after you accepted my offer. 291 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,503 And I'm here? 292 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,972 To remind you? 293 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:06,475 You know what? I've moved on. 294 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:09,342 I bought a whole bunch of apartments. 295 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,142 I bought a black apartment. 296 00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:12,580 So... 297 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,617 Yes, sir, but I think if you... 298 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,822 Lemon, how do you say "buy" and "sell" in German? 299 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,663 Verkaufen and kaufen. 300 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,430 So close. 301 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,004 Other way around. 302 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:35,766 Yeah. I always got confused by that. 303 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,339 Blurgh! 304 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,776 Yes. Blurgh. 305 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,279 But it's a misunderstanding. 306 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,406 I'll just tell Don Geiss I let a subordinate 307 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,280 with an unaccredited theater-tech degree 308 00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:49,319 do a billion-dollar handshake deal 309 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,150 while my girlfriend and I showered together 310 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,188 at a Red Roof Inn. 311 00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:54,189 Oh, boy. I'm sorry. 312 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:55,884 No, Lemon, it's my fault. I lied to you. 313 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,086 About what? 314 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,754 All this time I've been telling you that we can have it all. 315 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,594 Success and happiness. 316 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,725 The big office and true love. 317 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,393 Wait, we can't? No. 318 00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:08,870 Because they both require everything of you. 319 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,100 You have to choose. 320 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,142 So, which are you gonna choose? 321 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:21,047 Excuse me, could you turn off the race announcer 322 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:22,710 and put on some Gladys Knight? 323 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:27,087 And what is the champagne situation here? 324 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,091 Okay, thank you. 325 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:32,762 What are you still doing in Washington? 326 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,627 I can't come to Hockassin, Jack. 327 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,428 I'm afraid if I see you, I'll change my mind. 328 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:37,899 Change your mind about what? 329 00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,299 When I was with you the other day, 330 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,302 I missed the vote 331 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,669 on a bill to legalize recreational whale torture. 332 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,802 We only have one speed, Jack. 333 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,436 That's what I love about us. 334 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,707 The drive. The ambition. 335 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:53,613 Our belief that sex is a competition. 336 00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,185 It's what we have in common. 337 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,482 And it's why it's impossible to pull this off. 338 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,887 No, no. You're wrong. It is possible. 339 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:01,959 I know we can't do all of this at full speed. 340 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,618 We have to choose. 341 00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:04,751 And I choose you. 342 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:05,693 Oh, Jack. 343 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:06,661 Oh, come on. 344 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,824 Get in that ridiculous electric car of yours 345 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,832 and get up here. 346 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,166 Look, we are both at a place in our lives right now 347 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,102 where we can't... 348 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,867 And that's not all that matters. 349 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:20,877 When I was a kid, I was raised in a pretty religious household 350 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:22,139 and I remember... 351 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,684 I think it goes back to my mother's mother. 352 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,686 She was in a loveless marriage for 40 years 353 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:33,314 before she realized she didn't want children. 354 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:36,155 Yes, sir? 355 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,456 I agree. 356 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:41,964 If we look at the larger trend... 357 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,160 I'll have it for you first thing in the morning. 358 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,794 Thank you. 359 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,635 ...children. So, do you agree or not? 360 00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:52,073 Oh, boy. 361 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,145 Uh, when you think about it, 362 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,304 there's really no answer. 363 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,348 Did you take another call while I was talking? 364 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:03,345 Yes, but never forgetting that you were on the other line. 365 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,821 For whatever it's worth, C.C., I do love you. 366 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,189 Me too. But we can't do this. 367 00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:11,319 Maybe in another life, we'll get it right. 368 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:15,456 Sure. In another life. 369 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,674 Thanks, pal. 370 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,712 Mr. Jordan, I just wanted to thank you 371 00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,046 for everything that you've done for me. 372 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,518 It's been an honor being your friend 373 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,885 and learning about the non-reproductive aspects 374 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,151 of human sexuality from you. 375 00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:42,885 But this is goodbye. 376 00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:47,522 I let my mama down, and I'm going back to Georgia. 377 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:50,226 What? No, you can't leave, Ken. 378 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,997 Who's going to help me tell white people apart? 379 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,901 And what about our tickets to "Spamalot"? 380 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,565 Who will be my wingman at speed-dating? 381 00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:01,110 Oh, Grizz. I'll miss you most of all. 382 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:13,420 New York, mm? 383 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:16,460 Proved too much for the man? 384 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,358 Too much for the man? 385 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,055 He couldn't make it? 386 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,293 So he's leaving the life? 387 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,495 He's come to know? 388 00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:27,969 He's leaving? 389 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,972 Leaving? 390 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,168 On that midnight train to Georgia? 391 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,211 Leaving on a midnight train? 392 00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:36,007 Wow, wow? 393 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:42,454 Liz. 394 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:43,987 The board. 395 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,249 Hi. 396 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,948 You look good. 397 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:48,354 Thank you. So do you. 398 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:51,622 Liz, this is Charlotte. 399 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:54,789 She's buying the apartment. 400 00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:55,797 Congratulations. 401 00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,300 If you blow out the kitchen wall, 402 00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:00,166 you could make a very nice breakfast nook. 403 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,609 Yes, he's leaving? 404 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:12,274 Yes, he's leaving? 405 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,681 On that midnight train to Georgia? 406 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,653 Leaving on a midnight train? 407 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,222 Yeah, yeah? 408 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,826 And you shouldn't torture whales. 409 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,224 I'm sorry about C.C. 410 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,058 Thanks, Lemon. 411 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,392 Want to get drunk? 412 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,093 No. There's too many phones in here. 413 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,036 You should have gone for it, you know. 414 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,368 You made the same choice that C.C. And I did. 415 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,998 You chose your career over Floyd. 416 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,005 My world, her world? 417 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:43,341 His world, our world? 418 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:44,676 Mine and hers alone? Mine and his alone? 419 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:47,376 I've got to go, I've got to go? 420 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:50,044 On that midnight train? 421 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,315 All aboard? 422 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:52,445 All aboard? 423 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,491 All aboard on that midnight train? 424 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:55,854 I missed it? 425 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,359 He missed it? 426 00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:00,363 I missed that midnight train to Georgia? 427 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:03,593 He missed that midnight train? 428 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:04,599 Whoo-whoo? 429 00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:06,670 There's an 11:45? 430 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:10,400 And I was misinformed about the time? 431 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,476 Misinformed about the time? 432 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:14,545 Didn't even get to stand in line? 433 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,238 Yeah, I missed it? 434 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:21,216 He missed the midnight train? 435 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:26,814 To Georgia? 436 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,258 Hello! I'm trying to take a nap! 437 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,590 What's going on out here? 438 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,857 Nothing, Gladys Knight. 439 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,058 Sorry. 440 00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:38,465 Sorry, everyone.